Tionesta News
Local news from Tionesta, PA. updated on the web continually.
Dateline September 2007
The International Group of BOEHME BROTHERS invaded this small, quiet, once peaceful town last week. They were
heavily armed with guns and booze and managed to scare away all wildlife in at least a 100 mile radius of our once
peaceful town.
They obviously, from the looks of photos taken by an unknown subject, were able to kill one harmless chipmunk (once
known as "CHIPPY").
Unfortunately, with deer season fast approaching, we do not expect to see any wildlife (other than more Boehme's
maybe) for some time to come.
State wildlife officials are investigating the unfortunate, untimely death of poor "CHIPPY" and will report back to the
Tionesta News within the week. Federal officials have also been contacted regarding the crime. At this time, it is
unknown who fired the fatal shot!
German Beer Chippy's last meal The WEAPON! The ACTIVITY! GONE!!!!
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Could it have been this guy, that went from a nice baby to an Indiana fan?
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Was it due to an early cigar smoking addition?
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a VERY proud trio holds poor Chippy!
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